Philosophising about the 'S'-word: Watch… and learn
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Some funny quotes:
[Christy has just discovered Andy’s S&M dungeon, having thought he was relatively normal]
Christy: And… the wedding’s off.
[Andy appears at the door in his underwear, wearing a dog collar and leash]
Andy: Do you like what you see?
Christy: Andy! Look at you… What’s happening now?
Andy: You said you liked to be adventurous.
Christy: Yeah… but I meant, like, pancakes for dinner.
Christy: Where are you going to be?
Violet: The library.
Christy: Make sure the library uses a condom.
Marjorie: So d’you sleep OK?
Christy: Well, as good as I could with my cat allergies.
Marjorie: Aww, poor dear.
Christy: Yeah, my nose is stuffy, my throats scratchy and my eyes are all puffy.
Marjorie: Aww, I’ll pick you up some Benadryl, on my way home from the chemo.
[Christy becomes silent for an awkward moment]
Christy: Thank you!
Bonnie: You can’t do that, that’s not how the universe works.
Christy: Wait a minute, you know how the universe works, and you’ve been holding out on me?
Bonnie: The universe waits, and then as soon as you get your life together, boom something awful happens.
Christy: Oh, you poor thing, you think you have your life together.
[The group discussing Bonnie’s mole]
Wendy: I don’t know, could be something, could be nothing.
Christy: That’s your professional opinion? You went to nursing school for that?
Wendy: I went to nursing school ’cause I thought I’d have access to drugs.