Philosophising about the 'S'-word: Watch… and learn
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Some funny quotes:
Nathan: You alright?
Nathan: You’re usually a whole lot gobbier than this.
Kelly: No, I’m not.
Nathan: Come on, you haven’t punched me in a few hours. I’m worried about you.
Kelly: [goes near Stan, the old man] Is he dead? I think he’s dead.
Nathan: [goes near one of the man’s hears] SHE’S STEALING YOUR PENSION!
Nathan: Nah, he’s fine.
Stan: [thinking] My mouth’s as dry as a badgers chaff!
Kelly: Do you want a cup of tea? [hands him one]
Stan: [thinking] Well, bugger me!
Nathan: Come on. Look, we’re a bunch of young offenders and not one of us knows how to steal a car? That is pathetic.
Ben: Ok, so, if you’ve got any questions, just ask.
Nathan: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Ben: If you’ve got any relevant questions, just ask. Oh, and if it’s on dry land, I’d bet on the bear.
Alisha: You should come out with us some time.
Curtis: I would you know but, my mum told me to stay away from girls like you.
Alisha: Your mum has never met a girl like me.